How Many [You Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

light bulb in indiaWow. If only Thomas Edison knew there would be so many ways to change his little invention!

  • How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish!
  • How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it, and three to hold the ladder!
  • How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes!
  • How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 
Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight!
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Since they Thomas Edison and light bulbrarely change anything without first appointing a study committee, it can take anywhere from between six to twelve politicians to change a light bulb!
  • How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement!
  • How many psychiatric patients does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change!
  • How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her!
  • How many people from Spain does it take to change a light bulb? Juan!
  • How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None.  That’s a hardware problem!

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photo credit: <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/33255628@N00/5565714200″>Thomas Edison, 1930s</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/”>(license)</a>

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