Summer Flower Jokes: Hold Your Nose!

 Gardeners and gardenias! Are these even a lily bit funny? summer flowers

  • Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? Because its pedals fell off!
  • What is a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer!
  • Which flower looks like it just lost a fight? Black-eyed Susan!
  • Why did the flower flunk math class? It couldn’t  understand square roots!
  • What do you get when you cross poison oak with  a four leaf clover? Rash of good luck!
  • Who do baby flowers cry for? Mum and Poppy!
  • What do you call a country where the people only drive pink cars? A Pink Car nation!
  • What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot!

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