- Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? Because its pedals fell off!
- What is a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer!
- Which flower looks like it just lost a fight? Black-eyed Susan!
- Why did the flower flunk math class? It couldn’t understand square roots!
- What do you get when you cross poison oak with a four leaf clover? Rash of good luck!
- Who do baby flowers cry for? Mum and Poppy!
- What do you call a country where the people only drive pink cars? A Pink Car nation!
- What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot!
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