Just for the Halibut: Fishing Quotes

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  • If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
  • There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright
  • There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with a fisherman? Woody Allen
  • There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it. Oliver Herford
  • There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. Patrick F. McManus

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  • Fishing is boring, unless you  catch an actual fish, then it is disgusting. Dave Barry
  • A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. Samuel Johnson
  • There’s no taking trout with dry breeches. Miguel de Cervantes
  • The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. A.K. Best
  • Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. 
Jimmy Cannon
  • If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church. 
Tom Brokaw

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