Hand Picked Vegetable Jokes

These a-peeled to me!

  • Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their red radisheseyes peeled!
  • What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!
  • What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me!
  • Which is the most loving vegetable? Lettuce.Because it’s all heart!
  • What did the carrot say to the spinach?  Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet!
  • What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots? String beans! 
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
  • Why did corn go on a diet? He was feeling husky!
  • What was green and a great trick shooter?Annie Okra!
  • Which vegetables are forbidden on cruise ships? Leeks!

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