Monthly Archives: July 2015

8 Fun Quotes Aboout Babies

It seems as if everyone I know is having a baby! How many baby showers have you been to this past year? We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the … Continue reading

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Tips of the Slung: Silly Spoonerisms

A spoonerism is an unintentional slip of the tongue. Sometimes initial consonants are transposed. Other times syllables are reversed. These verbal blunders are named after William Archibald Spooner, a well-known lecturer from Oxford England. Here’s a few of Dr Spooner’s … Continue reading

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Prescription for a Broken Leg: Doctor Jokes!

If you have a friend who is recuperating from surgery, try these out: What’s the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon! An old man limped in to the doctor’s office complaining of a bum … Continue reading

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National Parents Day Coming Soon!

President Bill Clinton established Parents Day in 1994 to recognize the important role parents have in rearing their children. Seems redundant but I’ll take it. Parents Day is the fourth Sunday of July. When my kids become wild and unruly, … Continue reading

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Video Guide to Pool Party Etiquette

Just in time for your next shindig: Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual care packages and gifts. Video thanks to UCB Comedy. Yes, my son is in this. Guess which one he is. photo credit: <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/9406889@N04/2650076782″>The Boys … Continue reading

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How Many [You Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Wow. If only Thomas Edison knew there would be so many ways to change his little invention! How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish! How many safety inspectors does it take to change … Continue reading

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Ahhhhh Summertime! Quotes for a Summer’s Day

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out. Bill Watterson Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russel Baker Do what we can, summer will have its … Continue reading

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Oxymorons: Terribly Good

Icy hot Friendly fire Paid volunteer Loyal opposition Clearly misunderstood Static flow Poor health Almost exactly Clearly confused Minor crisis Freezer burn Who doesn’t love these paradoxical figures of speech? Please send more! Mirth in a Box sells fun and … Continue reading

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Summer Flower Jokes: Hold Your Nose!

 Gardeners and gardenias! Are these even a lily bit funny?  Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? Because its pedals fell off! What is a flower’s favorite drink? Root beer! Which flower looks like it just lost a fight? Black-eyed … Continue reading

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Film Noir Monologues in History: Archduke Franz Ferdinand Arrives in Sarajevo

Some days are better than others. Some days you’re king of the world and folks can’t line up fast enough to carry out your orders. Others, you’re one of the folks. This was one of the others. I had been … Continue reading

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