These Knock Knock Jokes Will Knock Your Socks Off!

small door at italian villaOr not! Here’s a few knock knock jokes that I have not heard before:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place we can eat?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell!
Spell who?
W H O!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yah! 
Yah who?Green Door
Wow! So glad you are excited to see me!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wire!
Wire who?
Wire you asking?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
The doorbell repairman! Open up knucklehead!

Mirth in a Box has a wide selection of care packages that really will knock your socks off! Want more Knock Knock Jokes? Mirth in a Blog has quite a few(use the search function). Try last year’s “Knock Knock! Who’s There? Madam. Madam Who?”

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