- What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary? A cat that isn’t hungry any more!
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you’re a man or a mouse!
- What do people in Canada call little cats? Kittens!
- Why was the black cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk!
- Which animals are the best pets? Cats, because they are purr-fect!
- What is a French cat’s favorite pudding? Chocolate mouse!
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