Claw-ful Cat Jokes

My dog told me these catching mouse

  • What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary? 
A cat that isn’t hungry any more!
  • How do cats end a fight?
 They hiss and make up!
  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
 Too many cheetahs!
  • Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
 That depends on whether you’re a man or a mouse!
  • What do people in Canada call little cats?
  • Why was the black cat so small? 
Because it only drank condensed milk!
  • Which animals are the best pets?
 Cats, because they are purr-fect!
  • What is a French cat’s favorite pudding? 
Chocolate mouse!

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