Trawling for Fishing Jokes

Here’s the catch of the day:

  • What’s the best kind of music to listen to when you are fishing? Something fresh catchcatchy!
  • Why was the fisherman say he was glad his fish got away? There wasn’t room enough for both of them on the boat!
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh? They come with scales!
  • Father: Could I have a rod and reel for my son? Fishing Shop Owner: I’m sorry, sir. We don’t do trades!
  • What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna piano!
  • Where do fish keep their money? In riverbanks!
  • What did the fish say when it ran in to a wall? Damn!
  • Where to fish wash up? In a river basin!

Mirth in a Box sells reely fun care packages for buoys and gills at summer camp!

photo credit: <a href=”https://www.flickr.com/photos/james_mann/8213317131/”>James P. Mann</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/”>cc</a>

 

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