It’s Summertime! Frog and Toad Jokes

Hoppy, hoppy, joy, joy! Send a few of these to your little camper!

  • When is a car like a frog? When it is being toad!frog
  • What is a frog’s favorite winter drink? Hot Croak-o!
  • What do frogs like to drink in the summer time? Croaka-cola!
  • Where is the best place to buy frog eggs? At a spawn shop!
  • Why was the tadpole lonely? He was newt to the neighborhood!
  • What do you get if you cross a toad with a science fiction movie? Star Warts!
  • What do frogs like to wear on their feet? Open-toad sandals!
  • What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily!

Want to send a care package to your summer camper? Oh boy does MirthinaBox.com have some nice ones! Check out our large selection: traditional, flat envelopes, cabin boxes and you can even create your own!

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