Ssssssuper Ssssssilly Snake Jokes

Why not send these to your buddy who loves to go camping?

  • What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet? Wait for it to finish!snake
  • What do you get if you cross a snake with a berry dessert? A pie-thon!
  • Why can’t you trust a snake? They all speak with forked tongues!
  • What do you give a snake with a headache? Asp-rin!
  • What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set? A boa constructor!
  • What do snakes do after they fight? They hiss and make up!
  • Why did the snake go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales!

Mirth in a Box sells the silliest care packages for campers! Want to create your own? You can do that! Need a flat camp care packages? Oh boy! We had fun with those!
photo credit: <a href=”https://www.flickr.com/photos/kurt-b/4747559151/”>Kurayba</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/”>cc</a>

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