The 10 Funniest Quotes About Golf

These are my favorites. What are your?golfer by neville wooten

  1. Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain
  2. If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. Bob Hope
  3. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon
  4. I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I’d spent about half the day in the woods. ¬†Jeff Foxworthy
  5. Golf is a game in which you yell “fore”… shoot six… and write down five. Paul Harvey

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  6. I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. Gerald Ford
  7. Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. Jack Benny
  8. If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin
  9. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. Phyllis Diller
  10. While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.  Henry Youngman

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