If it doesn’t involve a trunk it’s irrelephant!
- How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
- What do you do with a green elephant? Wait till it ripens!
- Why are elephants so poor? Because they work for peanuts!
- Why did the elephant wear green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash!
- How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card!
- What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant? Squash!
- Why are elephants so wrinkled? They take too long to iron!
- What is gray and blue and very big? An elephant holding its breath!
- How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t. You get down off a duck!
- What does a doctor give an elephant who’s going to be sick? Plenty of room!
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks!
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- What does a doctor give an elephant who’s going to be sick? Plenty of room!
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!
- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks!
