- What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
- What did dinosuars wear to the beach? Crocs!
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
- Why did velociraptors eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to cook !
- What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
- What do paleotologsts call it when dinosaurs wreck their cars?Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- What do you get when a dinosaurus sneezes? Out of the way!
- Why did the Archaepteryx catch a worm? He was an early bird!
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