“Tom Swifties Again” Tom Recited (Get It?)

  • “3.142,” Tom enumerated piously.replacon skyway
  • “This is the Netherlands,” Tom stated flatly.
  • “Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!” Tom said disgustedly.
  • “Congratulations. You graduated,” Tom said diplomatically.
  • “I can’t believe you set off the dynamite!” Tom said explosively.
  • “I must patch this coat,” Tom said raggedly.
  • “This is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.
  • “I’m embarrassed,” Tom admitted readily.
  • “My stereo is broken,” Tom said disconsolately.
  • “My stereo’s half-fixed,” Tom said monotonously.
  • “My stereo is working great now,” Tom said ecstatically.

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