Time Flies When You’re Telling Insect Jokes!

These are un-bee-lievable! Bzzzzzzzzbee!

    • What do flowers and the letter A have in common? Both have bees coming after them!
    • Did you hear the one about the pregnant bed bug? She’ll have her babies in the spring!
    • Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow? He wanted sweet dreams!

close up of fly

  • What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs.  
  • What’s the last thing that goes thru a bug’s mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.
  • Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: No worries. It’s not deep enough to drown him!
  • Customer: Water,waiter! What’s this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: The back stroke!
  • Why did the bee go to the dermatologist? Because it had hives!
  • What did one spider say to the other spider? Time’s fun when you’re having flies!

Do you know what bugs Mirth in a Box?   Homesick summer campers! We take the sting out of homesickness with camp care packages to make those kids smile!

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