Tell These Sexist Jokes and Stay Single Forever!

Even if you catch the bouquet or snag the garter at the next wedding daywedding you attend, you are sure to stay unattached if you tell these jokes!

  • Why is marriage is like a violin? 

After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
  • Why does the brides wear white at her wedding?
 So the couple’s dishwasher will match the fridge and stove!
  • What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife!
  • Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence!
  • Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract!
  • Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends!

Ouch!

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