- Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
- Why does the brides wear white at her wedding? So the couple’s dishwasher will match the fridge and stove!
- What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife!
- Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence!
- Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract!
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends!
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