Tree Jokes: Earthy Humor

Can you be-leaf these jokes? They are very poplar with Earth Day Celebrants. Fir sure!

  • What happens when you cross a genius with a conifer? Albert PineStein!sycamore trees
  • How can one recognize a dogwood when it is not in bloom? By its bark!
  • Why wouldn’t the tree play checkers? He was a chess-nut tree!
  • What did the tree wear to the pool? Its swimming trunks!
  • What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
  • What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you!
  • What do you tell a rain forest that is about to be cut down? Run, Forest, Run!
  • How do trees get on to the internet? They log in!

Happy Earth Day!

Mirth in a Box had fun and unusual care packages. We’re have some great new camp care packages coming this summer!

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