Can you be-leaf these jokes? They are very poplar with Earth Day Celebrants. Fir sure!
- What happens when you cross a genius with a conifer? Albert PineStein!
- How can one recognize a dogwood when it is not in bloom? By its bark!
- Why wouldn’t the tree play checkers? He was a chess-nut tree!
- What did the tree wear to the pool? Its swimming trunks!
- What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you!
- What do you tell a rain forest that is about to be cut down? Run, Forest, Run!
- How do trees get on to the internet? They log in!
Happy Earth Day!