Here Comes the Bride! Funny Quotes About Love and Marriage

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney The secret to a happy marriageDangerfield
  • I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,”There’s water in the carburetor!” I said,”Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake!” Henny Youngman
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. George Burns
  • A good wife forgives her husband when she is wrong. Milton Berle
  • By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
  • Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin

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