Just Paid Your Taxes? These Jokes are for You!

  • What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole empty walletnamed after him!
  • What did the tax accountant do to liven up the office party? He stayed home!
  • Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant? 
She charges an arm and a leg!
  • What’s the difference between tax avoidance & tax evasion? Jail!
  • What’s the difference between a fine and a tax? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • What’s the difference between the short and long income tax forms? If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.
  • What do tax collectors use for birth control? Their personalities!
  • What’s the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin!
  • What the difference between a Rottweiler and a tax collector? A Rottweiler eventually lets go!
  • Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter!
  • What do tax accountants do to liven up their office party?
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