The 10 Best “Guy Walks in to a Bar” Jokes

comedy nightI’ve been collecting these jokes for years. These are my absolute favorites. Today. Which are yours?

  1. A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says,’Why the long face?”
  2. A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that thing?” The parrot replies, “In France, there are millions of them!”
  3. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
  4. Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says, “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says, “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.beer
  5. A termite walks in to a bar and says,” !s the bar tender here?”
  6. Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. “I think not,” Descartes says. And then he disappears.
  7. A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Before he can order, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says, “Hey, you’re a handsome guy!” The man ignores the bowl of pretzels, and orders a craft beer. The bowl of pretzels then says, “Ooooh, an IPA! Great choice! You’re a smart man.” The guy says to the bartender, “What the heck! This bowl of pretzels keeps talking to me!” The bartender says, “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”
  8. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”
  9. A guy with dyslexia walks in to a bra.
  10. A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”

Do you have a  favorite “A Guy Walks in to a Bar” joke?

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2 Responses to The 10 Best “Guy Walks in to a Bar” Jokes

  1. Arline says:

    Cute, Gay, hadn’t seen many of these!

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