Fruit Jokes: Sweet and Sour and Sassy

Pucker up!

  • Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.peaches, grapes and plums
  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
  • What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
  • Why aren’t bananas ever lonely? Because they come in bunches! 
  • What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys? Split!
  • Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling well!
  • Did you hear the joke about the peach? It is pit-iful!

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