- Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.
- What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
- What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
- Why aren’t bananas ever lonely? Because they come in bunches!
- What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys? Split!
- Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling well!
- Did you hear the joke about the peach? It is pit-iful!