Monthly Archives: April 2015

Executive Toys: All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy!

Need a gift for a recent college graduate who might be having trouble adjusting to life in a cubicle? Why not create a work day care package to make his or her working life a little more fun? May we … Continue reading

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Tell These Sexist Jokes and Stay Single Forever!

Even if you catch the bouquet or snag the garter at the next wedding you attend, you are sure to stay unattached if you tell these jokes! Why is marriage is like a violin? 

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It’s a Girl! Quotes About Daughters

My darling daughter is about to have her own daughter. I am ridiculously psyched. Here’s a few appropriate quotes and some incredible photos: What are little girls made of? Sugar and Spice and everything nice, that’s what little girls are … Continue reading

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Refrigerated Condiments Fed Up with Mustard

Ketchup, Mayonnaise and Relish are joined in an effort to clear up valuable shelf space taken up by the mustards. “It’s absolutely ridiculous. Why should anyone own more than one type of mustard?” Ketchup kvetched. Mayonnaise added, “In my home fridge … Continue reading

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Tree Jokes: Earthy Humor

Can you be-leaf these jokes? They are very poplar with Earth Day Celebrants. Fir sure! What happens when you cross a genius with a conifer? Albert PineStein! How can one recognize a dogwood when it is not in bloom? By … Continue reading

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Here Comes the Bride! Funny Quotes About Love and Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,”There’s water in the carburetor!” I said,”Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake!” Henny Youngman I … Continue reading

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Just Paid Your Taxes? These Jokes are for You!

What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him! What did the tax accountant do to liven up the office party? He stayed home! Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant? 
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The 10 Best “Guy Walks in to a Bar” Jokes

I’ve been collecting these jokes for years. These are my absolute favorites. Today. Which are yours? A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says,’Why the long face?” A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his … Continue reading

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I’m Loving My Dog Today! Funny Dog Quotes

Boy, do I love having a dog! Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.  Ann Landers Life is like a dog … Continue reading

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Oxymorons: Wicked Good Fun

Authentic reproduction Nothing much Unbiased opinion Red licorice Global village Calculated risk Pure evil Butthead Perfectly awful Texas chic (Come on! I will not say who sent me this one!) Sinfully good An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory words. … Continue reading

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