Hare-Raising Rabbit Jokes!

Giant Easter BunnyHey. It’s almost Easter. Very appropriate.

  • What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet!
  • Did you hear about the rabbit whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
  • Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
  • Do you know how rabbits stay in shape? Hareobics!
  • Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon!
  • Where does a rabbit go when it dies? To the hare-after!
  • How do rabbits travel? By hareplane! British Hareways, actually.
  • How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? It has hares in it!

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