Spring Flower Jokes: We Love Them…We Love Them Not!

Ewwww! Some of these jokes need to be composted!tulips

  • Which flowers aren’t your friends? Anemones!
  • What did the flower say to the judge? Iris my case!
  • What type of flower grows on your face? Tulips!
  • April showers bring May Flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  • What is a frog’s favorite flower? A Croak-us!
  • Which flower is the silliest? A Chim-pansy!
  • Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers this year? He hasn’t botany!
  • Why do bees seek out flowers? Flowers have all the anthers!

white spring anemones

    • Did you hear about the man who swallowed 100 daffodil bulbs? The hospital said he’s recovering and is due to be out in the spring!

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2 Responses to Spring Flower Jokes: We Love Them…We Love Them Not!

  1. Marilyn miller says:

    Well, those certainly brightened my morning!

    • Gay Gasser says:

      That’s the intent! And we certainly need it. 20 degrees in Fairfield, CT. Leaping Lizards, that’s chilly!

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