Spring Fever Cases Spike in March

The Health Advocates Hypochondria Association (HAHA) announced last Friday white spring flower that they anticipate a surge in Spring Fever diagnoses. The following are some of the most common signs of Spring Fever:

  • Are you sweating profusely after exercising?
  • Do you feel chilled when outside on a cool morning wearing only a T shirt?
  • Have you ever gotten a headache after falling out of your tree fort?
  • Do your muscles ache after a hard workout session?
  • Did you experience a loss of appetite upon seeing yourself in shorts after a long winter indulging in comfort food?
  • Is the sun suddenly setting an hour later?

2 people at beachIf you or a loved one experiences any of these symptoms, stay in bed, call your doctor and panic.

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