It’s My Birthday and I’ll Laugh if I Want To: Jokes About Getting Older

Today, March 16th, is my birthday. The barbs about wrinkles and forgetfulness started colorful balloonsdecades ago. Each year I am the butt of another ailment in the repertoire of aging jokes. Har har. Here are a few of the best:

Woman: Is my skin starting to show its age?
Man: I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles to see.

    • An older woman goes to see her doctor. She complains that she is forgetting everything-where she put her keys,what she walked in to a room to do, where she left her wallet. “What can I do, Doc?” The doctor replies,”Pay me in advance!
    • “An old man hobbles up to an ice cream stand and orders a hot fudge sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asks the waitress. “No” says the man. “Rheumatism”.old woman on bench
    • Grandson to grandmother: Have you lived here all your life?

Grandma: I don’t know. I haven’t died yet!

  • What’s the difference between a clown and a middle-aged man? A clown knows he is wearing ridiculous clothes!
  • Three old women were going for a walk. One commented,”Windy, isn’t it?” “No,”replied the second woman. “It’s Thursday.” The third woman chimed in and said,”So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
  • Two old men are sitting at the nursing home when all of a sudden one of the female residents dashes by them completely naked. “Did you see what she was wearing?” asked the first man. “Not really” said the second man”but it sure needs to be ironed!”Wah wah wah…..cymbals crash.                                             Mirth in a Box sells the best care packages in the world!
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2 Responses to It’s My Birthday and I’ll Laugh if I Want To: Jokes About Getting Older

  1. Linus Berglehurst says:

    I love getting crushed nuts at Nuts4Nuts!

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