Purr-fect Jokes About Cats

cat juggling mice

Remember Felix?

We’ve a huge cat-a-logue of funny cat jokes.
You are sure to be laughing up fur balls by the end of reading these!

  • What is a cat’s favorite color?
 Purrrrrr-ple!
  • What did the black cat have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
  • When is it unlucky to see a black cat?  When your a mouse!
  • What is a black cat’s favorite dessert? 
Mice pudding!
  • What has more lives than a black cat?
 A frog because it croaks every night!
  • Why did the black cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked!
  • If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
 Their paws!
  • What is a black cat’s favorite song?
 Three Blind Mice!
  • Why are black cats such good singers?
 They’re very mewsical!

Do you have a cat? I had one (once) called Felix!

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