We’ve a huge cat-a-logue of funny cat jokes. You are sure to be laughing up fur balls by the end of reading these!
- What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrr-ple!
- What did the black cat have for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
- When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When your a mouse!
- What is a black cat’s favorite dessert? Mice pudding!
- What has more lives than a black cat? A frog because it croaks every night!
- Why did the black cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked!
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws!
- What is a black cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice!
- Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical!
Do you have a cat? I had one (once) called Felix!
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