Monthly Archives: March 2015

Hare-Raising Rabbit Jokes!

Hey. It’s almost Easter. Very appropriate. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet! Did you hear about the rabbit whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator! Why was the Easter Bunny … Continue reading

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A Fool’s Paradise of Quotes-Just In TIme for April Fools’ Day

April Fools Day is just around the corner! Don’t be caught unprepared! Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. Otto von Bismark Let us be thankful for … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny on Stereotypes of Rabbits in Popular Culture

The world’s most beloved bunny sat down with us for a heartfelt talk about some of the most hurtful and inaccurate generalizations about rabbits. Mirth in a Box: Which rabbit stereotype to you find to be the most irksome? Easter Bunny: That … Continue reading

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Spring Flower Jokes: We Love Them…We Love Them Not!

Ewwww! Some of these jokes need to be composted! Which flowers aren’t your friends? Anemones! What did the flower say to the judge? Iris my case! What type of flower grows on your face? Tulips! April showers bring May Flowers. … Continue reading

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Spring is Coming! Quotes About My Favorite Season

I love spring! I like it when it’s warm and sunny, I like it when it’s cool and rainy. I can start gardening, I can start rowing on the water and “Game of Thrones” season 5 will begin shortly. All … Continue reading

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Spring Fever Cases Spike in March

The Health Advocates Hypochondria Association (HAHA) announced last Friday that they anticipate a surge in Spring Fever diagnoses. The following are some of the most common signs of Spring Fever: Are you sweating profusely after exercising? Do you feel chilled … Continue reading

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It’s My Birthday and I’ll Laugh if I Want To: Jokes About Getting Older

Today, March 16th, is my birthday. The barbs about wrinkles and forgetfulness started decades ago. Each year I am the butt of another ailment in the repertoire of aging jokes. Har har. Here are a few of the best: Woman: … Continue reading

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The Ten Best Irish Toasts to Use on Saint Patrick’s Day

Here’s to being single…
Drinking doubles…
And seeing triple! May the good lord take a liking to you…but not too soon! May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch … Continue reading

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Gratitude Journal Entry: Thank You, Ireland!

Next week is Saint Patrick’s Day. Rather than mock the holiday that has been eclipsing my birthday (March 16th) for my entire life I decided to ponder all the wonderful things that Ireland has produced. Here’s my list: Wheaton Terriers … Continue reading

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International Pi Day March 14, 2015

If you stayed awake in geometry, you may remember that Pi (3.14 etc., etc.) is what is used to calculate the circumference of a circle among other things. No surprise then that March 14th is International Pi Day. I barely … Continue reading

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