Brrrrring on the Winter Weather Jokes!

OK. I’m ready for Spring!!!!

  • What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? “Where were cold weatheryou on the night of September to March?”
  • What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies!
  • What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
  • What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? The crack of dawn!
  • If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy!
  • How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
  • What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line!
  • What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  • How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!

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