- What did the piece of Swiss cheese say to the block of cheddar? You’re looking sharp!
- What did the provolone say to his Dutch friend? You’re looking Gouda!
- What did the Rouquefort say to he piece of cheese? Let’s Brie lovers!
- Where did the cheese stay for their honeymoon? The Stilton!
- Which cheese is beloved by cannibals everywhere? Limburger!
- What did the Dorito say to the Frito on Valentine’s Day? I’m Nacho type!
- What did Parmesan say to the piece of kitchen equipment that sent her a dozen roses? You’re grate!