Monthly Archives: February 2015

Happy Birthday, Dr Seuss! My Favorite Quotes

Dr Seuss aka Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2, 1904.  Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Adults are just outdated children. You are never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book … Continue reading

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UFO Welcome Center Erected in Fairfield, CT

March 2015 In an attempt to bolster tourism and a flagging economy, the tiny New England state of Connecticut has opened its arms to extraterrestrial aliens. The Nicola Tesla UFO Welcome Center was unveiled this weekend in Fairfield, CT. The … Continue reading

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Brrrrring on the Winter Weather Jokes!

OK. I’m ready for Spring!!!! What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? “Where were you on the night of September to March?” What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies! What do snowmen have for … Continue reading

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Who Shares a Birthday with George Washington? And Some Quotes

Quick! When is George Washington’s actual birthday? February 22nd! Here’s a few quotes from the Father of Our Country: To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace. If the freedom of speech is … Continue reading

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Happy Chinese New Year! The Year of the Sheep/Ram/Goat

According to Chinese Astrology,tomorrow ushers in The Year of the Sheep (aka The Year of the Goat or The Year of the Ram). I’ve always been a sucker for Chinese food and get way too excited by those paper placemats … Continue reading

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PG Sheep Jokes-Shear Hilarity

Happy Chinese New Year! In honor of the Year of the Sheep, here are a few clean sheep jokes. I found some terrific off color ones but since we spend the summer catering to the camp crowd, I thought I’d … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Have you ever paid for a kiss? Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen … Continue reading

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Presidential Trivia: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln

How many of these fun facts did you know? George Washington was 6’3″ tall and weighed over 200 pounds. George Washington did have rotten teeth. So rotten he had them al pulled out when he was in his late 50’s. … Continue reading

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10 Valentines Day Jokes for the Nerds in Your Life

Geek overdose! Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder! Why couldn’t the chemist trust her boyfriend the atom? Atoms make up everything! What did the stimulus do to the neuron … Continue reading

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Thinking About Lincoln! Snappy Sayings from Our 16th President!

I’d pay more than a penny for his thoughts! Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Human action can be modified to some extent, but human nature cannot be changed. … Continue reading

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