Creepy Valentine Cards: Return to Sender!!!!

Old Valentines Day cards are brimming with puns and double entendres. Vintage valentine card creepyHere are a few that I found most unsettling:

This first card,“I’m Going to Nail You”, doesn’t even try to be subtle. The addition of a cute dog does not mask the intention of the sender! Ew. Ew. Ew.

vintage valentine card from 1950'sThe card to the left is a tad more subtle. One track mind? OK. But I’d need to know the sender really well before I’d keep this valentine.

Just image this valentine, the one with the girl in a freezer, showing upvintage valentine in your mail box! Insulting, yes, but this also malignant! Good grief! Nothing good comes out of putting someone in a refrigerator. Remember Jeffery Dahmer?

I’m digging through my box of old valentines for more completely inappropriate cards. If you have any, let me know!

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4 Responses to Creepy Valentine Cards: Return to Sender!!!!

  1. Brian says:

    Wow… I wonder why they stopped making these? lol

  2. Matt Baier says:

    Re: “Nothing good comes out of putting someone in a refrigerator.”
    There was that hero in Paris who recently saved peoples’ lives by hiding them the freezer from the terrorists, but that that’s nitpicking.

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