This first card,“I’m Going to Nail You”, doesn’t even try to be subtle. The addition of a cute dog does not mask the intention of the sender! Ew. Ew. Ew.
Just image this valentine, the one with the girl in a freezer, showing up in your mail box! Insulting, yes, but this also malignant! Good grief! Nothing good comes out of putting someone in a refrigerator. Remember Jeffery Dahmer?
I’m digging through my box of old valentines for more completely inappropriate cards. If you have any, let me know!