Gotta Love These Valentine Jokes-Very Punny!

Olive a good pun. Peas send me your favorite corny Valentines Day cards!

  • What’s so great about love at first sight? It saves lots of time!vintage valentine card
  • Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th!
  • What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
  • Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!
  • What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
  • What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
  • What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!
  • What did the painter say to her boyfriend? I love you with all my art!
  • What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
  • What did one cup of coffee say to the other? I love you a latte!

More to come in the next few weeks!

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