Olive a good pun. Peas send me your favorite corny Valentines Day cards!
- What’s so great about love at first sight? It saves lots of time!
- Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th!
- What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!
- What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend? I love you with all my art!
- What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
- What did one cup of coffee say to the other? I love you a latte!
More to come in the next few weeks!