Hard to Not Laugh at These Cannibal Jokes

I’ve always had an appetite for cannibal jokes:tastes funny

  • What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw up his hands!
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
  • What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? She got the cold shoulder!
  • When do cannibals leave the table?  When everyone’s eaten!
  • Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!
  • What does a cannibal hit man do? He takes out food!
  • What do beatnik cannibals eat? Three squares a day!
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite game?  Swallow the leader!

So what do you think? Ready for more?

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2 Responses to Hard to Not Laugh at These Cannibal Jokes

  1. College Freshman says:

    That swallow the leader one is good enough to put on there twice!

    • Gay Gasser says:

      “Oh dear,” said I as I threw up my hands! Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?

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