Disney Jokes That Are Pretty Darn Funny!

Since I am now the grandmother of two granddaughters, I am rapidly getting reacquainteddisneyland cinderellawith all the Disney heroes and heroines. Thought these were pretty funny:

  • Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? She ran away from the ball!
  • How can you keep Pumba from charging? Take away his credit cards!
  • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will “Let it Go”!
  • Why did Mickey Mouse go in to space? To find Pluto!
  • Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
  • What does Mickey Mouse use as an ereader? An iPad Minnie!
  • What did Snow White say when her vacation photos weren’t ready? Some day my prints will come!
  • What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport? Minnie Golf! And his favorite car ? A mickey mouse and friendsMinnie Van!
  • What is Minnie’s favorite outfit? Minnie skirt!
  • What is Grumpy’s favorite food? Sour grapes!
  • Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player? Her coach was a pumpkin!
  • What did Daisy Duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill!
  • What do you call a fairy who doesn’t bathe for a year? Stinker Bell!

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photo credit: Cinderella via photopin (license)
photo credit: Walter Elias Disney and his friends via photopin (license)

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