Disney Jokes That Are Pretty Darn Funny!
Since I am now the grandmother of two granddaughters, I am rapidly getting reacquaintedwith all the Disney heroes and heroines. Thought these were pretty funny:
- Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? She ran away from the ball!
- How can you keep Pumba from charging? Take away his credit cards!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will “Let it Go”!
- Why did Mickey Mouse go in to space? To find Pluto!
- Why was Tigger in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
- What does Mickey Mouse use as an ereader? An iPad Minnie!
- What did Snow White say when her vacation photos weren’t ready? Some day my prints will come!
- What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport? Minnie Golf! And his favorite car ? A Minnie Van!
- What is Minnie’s favorite outfit? Minnie skirt!
- What is Grumpy’s favorite food? Sour grapes!
- Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player? Her coach was a pumpkin!
- What did Daisy Duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill!
- What do you call a fairy who doesn’t bathe for a year? Stinker Bell!
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photo credit: Cinderella via photopin (license)
photo credit: Walter Elias Disney and his friends via photopin (license)