Pregnancy-It’s No Joke!

Soft book for babyKnow someone who is pregnant? These might be good for a belly laugh or two:pregnant woman

  • I’m 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move? If you are lucky right after he finishes college!
  • Is there any reason I need to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you!
  • Must I have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly!
  • Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work!
  • Little Sally: My mom is having a new baby! Little Johnny: What’s wrong with the old one?
  • Mustache PacifierWhat position should the baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy? Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder!
  • How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? If it’s the flu, you’ll get better!
  • Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough!

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2 Responses to Pregnancy-It’s No Joke!

  1. Arline says:

    Cute jokes! Cute fun baby gifts, too! The Pup Lil Snuggler I bought from you for a shower gift was a big hit!

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