Dieting? 5 Tasty Jokes!

Did you make a New Year’s Resolution to lose weight? How’s that working out for you?sundae

  • Why did the gourmet avoid unfashionable restaurants? He didn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places!
  • Why did the overweight man go to the paint store? He heard he could get thinner there!
  • What’s the most fattening thing to put in a sundae? A spoon!
  • What do you call a person who abandons his diet? A desserter!
  • What’s the difference between a hungry man and a glutton? One longs to eat and the other eats too long!

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