Monthly Archives: January 2015

Football Quotes Just in Time for the Super Bowl

Go Seahawks! Success is not forever and failure isn’t fatal.Don Shula The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. John Madden Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it. George Halas I never left the field saying I could … Continue reading

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Creepy Valentine Cards: Return to Sender!!!!

Old Valentines Day cards are brimming with puns and double entendres. Here are a few that I found most unsettling: This first card,“I’m Going to Nail You”, doesn’t even try to be subtle. The addition of a cute dog does … Continue reading

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Gotta Love These Valentine Jokes-Very Punny!

Olive a good pun. Peas send me your favorite corny Valentines Day cards! What’s so great about love at first sight? It saves lots of time! Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What do squirrels … Continue reading

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Steven Wright-The New King of One Liners

This guy always makes me laugh….after a double take. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. The early bird gets the worm, but the … Continue reading

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The Words of 2014: Word of the Year Awards Really Surprised Me!

The English language is never dormant. With over 350 million people speaking it as their first language and another 400+ million non-native speakers of English, it can’t help but be constantly in flux. Several different organizations get together annually to … Continue reading

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Hard to Not Laugh at These Cannibal Jokes

I’ve always had an appetite for cannibal jokes: What did the frustrated cannibal do? Threw up his hands! What is a cannibal’s favorite game? Swallow the leader! What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? She got the … Continue reading

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My Favorite Card and Board Game Quotes

I’m off to the Toy Fair next month. I’ll be spending most of my time in game section! Tell me, please, which games I should look for? Bridge is essentially a social game, unfortunately is attracts a substantial amount of … Continue reading

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Forget the Thigh Master! Ditch the Special K! Try Laughing!

More and more people are studying the effect of laughter on over all health. The tricky part is finding proof. Here are a few articles I read about the health benefits of a good guffaw last year: The Discovery Channel … Continue reading

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Disney Jokes That Are Pretty Darn Funny!

Since I am now the grandmother of two granddaughters, I am rapidly getting reacquaintedwith all the Disney heroes and heroines. Thought these were pretty funny: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team? She ran away from the ball! How can … Continue reading

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Pregnancy-It’s No Joke!

Know someone who is pregnant? These might be good for a belly laugh or two: I’m 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move? If you are lucky right after he finishes college! Is there any reason I need … Continue reading

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