The Top Ten Best Christmas Jokes Ever!

These are my favorites:santa claus

  1. Why doesn’t Santa Claus buy Christmas Seals? He doesn’t know what to feed them!
  2. What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
  3. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  4. Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
  5. What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
  6. What do you  call an elf who just won the lottery? Welfy!
  7. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet!
  8. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!
  9. What do you call a bunch of chess grandmasters bragging about their games in the lobby of a hotel? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  10. How do you make a fool laugh on Boxing Day? Tell him a joke on Christmas!

There you go! Did I miss any?

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