One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

  • I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney 1960's Barbie DollsDangerfield
  • I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen
  • Little girls love dolls. They just don’t love doll clothes. We’ve got four thousand dolls and ain’t one of them got a stitch of clothes on. Jeff Foxworthy
  • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Steven Wright
  • Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans. Conan O’Brien
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying,”Toys not included’. Bernard Manning
  • vacuform_advertWhen I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, ‘Do you have any toy train schedules?’ Steven Wright

Yeah. Well, my favorite toy when I was a kid was my Vac-U-Form. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen now. What was your favorite childhood toy?

Mirth in a Box sells fun care packages. During the holidays, people find us a great source for small toys and games to put in Christmas stockings! Really!

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