- What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
- What does Santa clean his sleigh with? Comet!
- How was Santa fired? He was given the sack!
- What did the grape say to the raisin? ‘Tis the season to be jelly!
- What is a skunk’s favorite holiday song? Jingle Smells!
- What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol? Jungle Bells!
- How much did Santa pay for his flying sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!
- What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- Why doesn’t the elf buy Christmas Seals? He doesn’t know what to feed them!
Yes! It’s almost time for Christmas! Make shopping for those stocking stuffers fun and easy! Visit Mirth in a Box and load up on laughter!
photo credits: Gingerbreads- photo credit: A PATA MADRINHA ® via photopin cc Xmas lights: photo credit: McBeth via photopin cc