- What do elves use to make sandwiches? Shortbread!
- What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing, reindeers can’t talk!
- What do Santa’s elves do after school? Their gnomework!
- Where do you find elves? Depends where you left them!
- What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes? A real Christmas card!
- What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!
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