Elves! We’re Not Laughing At You, We’re Laughing With You! Short Jokes

  • What do elves use to make sandwiches? Shortbread! Sassy Elf
  • What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing, reindeers can’t talk!
  • What do Santa’s elves do after school? Their gnomework!
  • Where do you find elves? 
Depends where you left them!
  • What do you call an elf that tells silly jokes? A real Christmas card!
  • What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery? Welfy!

Want more Elf Jokes? See Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice.

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