Monthly Archives: December 2014

Happy New Year!

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Oh Ho Ho the Holidays! Quotes About the Family

Are you enjoying the holidays? After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.  Oscar Wilde Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst. Marjorie Pay Hinckley Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas To All!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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The Top Ten Best Christmas Jokes Ever!

These are my favorites: Why doesn’t Santa Claus buy Christmas Seals? He doesn’t know what to feed them! What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want! What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish! … Continue reading

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One Liners About Toys From My Favorite Comedians

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. Woody Allen Little girls love dolls. … Continue reading

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Need Last Minute Stocking Stuffers Ideas? See Our Top 10!

We’re closing in on Christmas 2014! Are you done with your shopping? If not, maybe a look at what’s been popular at Mirth in a Box will give you a few ideas. In the Christmas Stocking Stuffer Category, here’s a … Continue reading

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Hark! Christmas Jokes!

What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
 A sad candy cane! What does Santa clean his sleigh with? 
Comet! How was Santa fired?
He was given the sack! What did the grape say to the raisin?
‘Tis the season to be jelly! … Continue reading

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The Holiday Office Party: RSVP Yes or No?

Ahhhhh. I don’t really have an office party any more. Do you? What I don’t like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party … Continue reading

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My Christmas Lists: c1964 and 2014

Here’s this year’s list: How have your Christmas lists changed over the years? Mirth in a Box is a great place to get gift giving inspiration! And while you are there, check out our stocking stuffers!

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Elves! We’re Not Laughing At You, We’re Laughing With You! Short Jokes

What do elves use to make sandwiches? Shortbread!  What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? Nothing, reindeers can’t talk! What do Santa’s elves do after school? Their gnomework! Where do you find elves? 
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