Black Friday Shopping Quotes & One Liners!

Remember there is an alternative to battling the shopping mall crowds! Shop online!

  • Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious tine that each of us crowds shoppingobserves, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry
  • The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.  Marcelene Cox

  • I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.  Steven Wright

  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.  Bo Derek
  • Star Trek characters never go shopping Douglas Coupland
  • When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler

Get all you stocking stuffers at Mirth in a Box! Keep your pajamas on, grab a cup of coffee and piece of leftover pumpkin pie! Aaaaaah!

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