OK! Let’s pile on the poor turkey. A few jokes at his expense and then dinner.
- Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient son? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!
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