Fowl Play: Turkey Jokes

OK! Let’s pile on the poor turkey. A few jokes at his expense and then dinner.

  • Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!Thanksgiving Greetings
  • What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  • What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?¬† “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
  • Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
  • What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient son? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  • What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!

Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual Care Packages and, ’tis the season, Stocking Stuffers!

Photo Credit:¬†photo credit: <a href=”https://www.flickr.com/photos/texascollectionbaylor/5184440313/”>The Texas Collection, Baylor University</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/”>cc</a>

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