- What’s the difference between weather and climate? You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
- What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back!
- What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature!
- How cold was it last Tuesday? It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their own pockets!
- What did the weatherman tell his wife when he was fired? The climate didn’t agree with me!
- Why is it cold on Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
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