Just Chillin’- Time for Cold Weather Jokes!

November! Time to shovel out the cold weather jokes.cold november day

  • What’s the difference between weather and climate? 
 You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
  • What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back!
  • What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature!
  • How cold was it last Tuesday? It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their own pockets!
  • What did the weatherman tell his wife when he was fired? The climate didn’t agree with me!
  • Why is it cold on Christmas?
 Because it’s in Decembrrrr!

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