One Liners About Politicians!

  • In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go onVote the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx
  • I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody Allen
  • Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson
  • If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. H. L. Mencken 
  • When I want to speak, nobody listens, when they want me to speak, I have nothing to say. Winston Churchill.
  • A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. Carl Sandburg 
  • Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. Napoleon Bonapartepoliticians scrape shit from bootsMirth in a Box sells fun and unusual care packages. Keep us in mind for fun stocking stuffers!

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