Monthly Archives: November 2014

Black Friday Shopping Quotes & One Liners!

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Gay

Remember there is an alternative to battling the shopping mall crowds! Shop online! Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious tine that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of … Continue reading →

Posted in Quotes | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Do You Know What ‘Sparrow Fart’ Means?

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Gay

I’ve always been intrigued by words. Can’t say I always use, spell or pronounce them correctly, but that’s never stopped me from trying out a new one. I recently bought Paul Dickson’s new book, “ Authorisms: Words Wrought by Writers”. … Continue reading →

Posted in Words | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fowl Play: Turkey Jokes

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Gay

OK! Let’s pile on the poor turkey. A few jokes at his expense and then dinner. Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed! What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing … Continue reading →

Posted in Jokes | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Barking Up The Family Tree: Quotes about Grandparents

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Gay

Ahhhhhhh. How wonderful to have grandparents. These are some of my favorite quotes about the older generation. Do you have a favorite? The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them … Continue reading →

Posted in Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner”

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Gay

The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call for Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring proper ID, head shots, breakfast, lunch and dinner, pillow, sleeping … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Humor, Stocking Stuffer Ideas, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | 4 Comments

What Happened When The Past, The Present, and The Future Walked into a Bar?

Posted on November 17, 2014 by Gay

It was tense! Thinks that’s funny? Here’s a few more: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause. … Continue reading →

Posted in Jokes | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Quotes About Everyone’s Favorite Relative: Grandma!

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Gay

Ahhhhh! Who doesn’t love a grandma? Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. Marcy DeMaree As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Holiday Shopping in One Day! Possible?

Posted on November 12, 2014 by Gay

Is it really possible to get all your holiday shopping done in one day? Eh! I’m going to try. Here’s my plan: 1. Eat hearty breakfast and drink one pot of coffee while attending to step two. 2. Make list! … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , | 3 Comments

Just Chillin’- Time for Cold Weather Jokes!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by Gay

November! Time to shovel out the cold weather jokes. What’s the difference between weather and climate? 
 You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate! What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back! What falls but … Continue reading →

Posted in Jokes | Tagged | Leave a comment

10 Great Quotes About Writing

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Gay

Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted. 
Jules Renard Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. Benjamin Franklin I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
 Douglas Adams … Continue reading →

Posted in Quotes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment