Monthly Archives: November 2014

Black Friday Shopping Quotes & One Liners!

Remember there is an alternative to battling the shopping mall crowds! Shop online! Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious tine that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of … Continue reading

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Do You Know What ‘Sparrow Fart’ Means?

I’ve always been intrigued by words. Can’t say I always use, spell or pronounce them correctly, but that’s never stopped me from trying out a new one. I recently bought Paul Dickson’s new book, “ Authorisms: Words Wrought by Writers”. … Continue reading

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Fowl Play: Turkey Jokes

OK! Let’s pile on the poor turkey. A few jokes at his expense and then dinner. Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed! What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing … Continue reading

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Barking Up The Family Tree: Quotes about Grandparents

Ahhhhhhh. How wonderful to have grandparents. These are some of my favorite quotes about the older generation. Do you have a favorite? The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them … Continue reading

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Open Casting Call for New Reality TV Show, “Thanksgiving Dinner”

The newly launched WTF (What The F*@%&) network is hosting an open casting call for Episode 4 (Thanksgiving Dinner) of its latest reality show, “Home for the Holidays“. Please bring proper ID, head shots, breakfast, lunch and dinner, pillow, sleeping … Continue reading

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What Happened When The Past, The Present, and The Future Walked into a Bar?

It was tense! Thinks that’s funny? Here’s a few more: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause. … Continue reading

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Quotes About Everyone’s Favorite Relative: Grandma!

Ahhhhh! Who doesn’t love a grandma? Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. Marcy DeMaree As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your … Continue reading

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Holiday Shopping in One Day! Possible?

Is it really possible to get all your holiday shopping done in one day? Eh! I’m going to try. Here’s my plan: 1. Eat hearty breakfast and drink one pot of coffee while attending to step two. 2. Make list! … Continue reading

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Just Chillin’- Time for Cold Weather Jokes!

November! Time to shovel out the cold weather jokes. What’s the difference between weather and climate? 
 You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate! What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back! What falls but … Continue reading

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10 Great Quotes About Writing

Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted. 
Jules Renard Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. Benjamin Franklin I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
 Douglas Adams … Continue reading

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