Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

So appropriate for halloween: Verkoka | Dreamstime.com - Halloween Photo

  • Knock Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Philip.
  • Philip who?
  • Philip my bag with candy!
  • Knock Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Sam.
  • Sam who?
  • Sam person who knocked on you door last year!
  • Knock Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Abbott.
  • Abbot who?
  • Abbot time you opened the door!
  • Knock Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Jacelyn!
  • Jacelyn who?
  • Jacelyn Hyde!
  • Knock Knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Ice cream.
  • Ice cream who?
  • Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

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Photo credit:  Verkoka | Dreamstime.com – Halloween Photo

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2 Responses to Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Marilyn Miller says:

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wanda.
    Wanda who?
    Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

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