Vampire Jokes-Biting Humor

  • Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin!count dracula
  • How does a polite vampire greet someone? “Pleased to eat you!”
  • What do overweight vampires drink? Blood Lite!
  • Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
Too much competition!
  • What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula!
  • How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night!
  • What are a vampire’s favorite snacks?
Adam’s apples and neck-tarines!
  • Why did the vampire quit the baseball team? The coach would only let him be BAT boy!

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2 Responses to Vampire Jokes-Biting Humor

  1. Marilyn Miller says:

    As my English grandmother would say, “Those jokes are bloody funny, Gay!”

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